my shit’s almost packed

I’ve got a brand new pack of marlboro red’s

tomorrow is the last day of school

and i’m getting a new cell after

thoughtsofenvy:

There’s seriously nothing more attractive than a guy who knows his hip hop.

(via thefuckinrealest)

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

(via heavnly)

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.